Dave Naylor – SE Ops

So I’m sat in a bar at a Conference, drinking a few beers and a Guy walks up to me a says “are you DaveN ?”, so I reply “yep that’s me pull up a chair”

No sooner than the guy sits down he says “Do you do Viagra?”,

at little taken aback I say “YES, but for only one company”,

Him : But you do Viagra?

Me : Yes I do Viagra, why?

Him : Well we ship in the US

ME : for Viagra I only work for 1 company

Him : But if you do Viagra, why not do my Viagra?

ME (getting a little annoyed) I only do Genuine Viagra for people I trust

Him : You can trust me my Viagra is Genuine Viagra

ME : seriously I only do Viagra in the UK

Him : well if you change your mind, find me ..

Me : Ok ..

A few more beers and a poker game later I’m telling the story to a friend and the guy walks over to him and says “Do you do Viagra? ”, my friend laughs and says “NO!! Dave does though” hahaha.. I’m like, dude .. that’s the guy that was Pestering me .. So my friend says “Maybe you just look like a guy that TAKES Viagra!!”, we laughed, we drank more and I head off to bed .. the next morning I wake up and my phone in my room is flashing .. It’s the front desk.. saying that a package was waiting from me, Now I knew that a friend was leaving me a T-shirt so I thought nothing about it … I head off for breakfast and stop off at the front desk, “Hi it’s Dave Naylor, room 1434, you have a package for me” The young lady looks at me, smiles and walks off to another young lady, they chat both look over at me and pull out a package … its only 4 x 100mg Viagra Tablets.. I’m like “No, mine’s a T-shirt” … the girl just smiles and says SURE!
So the Moral of the story is if someone says do you do Viagra, Just SAY NO !!
At least my wife found it funny when I got home .. BTW I still have the Viagra IF anyone does VIAGRA !! lol

DaveN

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