Big Time Spammers with Golden Hammers
Ok, me and some of my friends, get some real bad press in certain Forums, and why, because we are BIG TIME SPAMMERS. Well I thought maybe we are evil, maybe we do paint ourselves blue and dance around a fire whilst whipping ourselves with stinging nettles, while chanting to the evil over lords ( you know there’s a cartoon for that ! )…
Then I thought bullshit .. all we do is make websites rank in the top ten across all the search engines.. so, what’s so bad about that , yer we cloak, yer we rank for odd keyword combos 
and YES YES YES we break the SE rules but we run the risk not you !!.. anyway after hearing Danny Sullivan Sing on WebmasterRadio, I thought Damn he is GOOD, I wonder if I wrote the Lyrics he could sing it, So because I’m a so called Big Bad Spammer I just took an original song and rewrote it .. Hey Danny what do you say ??
Coughing, blues? : GU–don’t touch me there!
GU: I’m gonna tell you who we are.
Well we’re Big Time Spammers
We got golden Hammers
And we’re loved everywhere we go
(that sounds like us)
We spam about beauty
And we spam about truth
At ten million dollars a show
(yeah, right!)
We sell all kinda pills
That give us all kinda thrills
But the thrill you’ll never known
Is the thrill that it gets ya
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Doug Heil Show
Chorus:
Doug Heil Show
I’m gonna see my picture on the cover
Gonna Spam five copies for my mother
Gonna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Doug Heil Show
Now it’s all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won’t really be blown
Like the blow that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the rolling stone
Spoken: hey, I know how!!!
Solo
Spoken: beautiful!
We gotta lot of little teen-aged
Blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine indian spammer
He’s buying links the better way
We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin’ richer,
But we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the Doug Heil show
Talking:
I don’t know why we ain’t on the cover, baby!
Ah we’re beautiful fellas!
I ain’t kiddin’ you man, we’d make a beautiful cover
I mean, I can see it right now–we be up front,
Oh, we be smilin’….beautiful!